The dialogue of a lady and her child as I rang through their purchase…
“What should I say, mum? I don’t want to give it away!”
“I don’t know, what’s wrong with the one you had before? I wouldn’t get it.”
“That’s because you’re not a fan, mum. ‘One ring to rule them all’ I think he’ll get it.”
“What is this for?” I asked.
The girl looked at me for a moment. “I’m giving my boyfriend a hint but I don’t want him to get it. I got him a ring-“
“A promise ring,” piped in her mother.
“Yes, and he got me one except I already guessed that he got me one so I got him one in return and he wants a hint ‘cause he doesn’t know that’s what I got him.”
“Oh, how exciting! Well, if it was me I would definitely get that hint, especially because he already got you one. Why don’t you just tell him you got him something shiny?”
She considered it, “hmm that could be good.”
“You have lots of time to think about it anyways-“ said the mum, “how much is this?”
“Two dollars. When are you seeing him?”
“Oh, not for a month. He lives in Michigan.”
“Oh wow that’s far! How did you meet?”
“It’s a long distance thing,” piped in her mother again, “they’re only kids anyways. She’s going to stay with his family for a while, all nice people. His parents are both surgeons!”
“And his one brother is an entrepreneur, has his own business, and the other one does something to do with apps. He’s making a deal with Facebook right now.”
“Oh great, good catch! So what does yours do?”
They looked at each other for a moment.
“He dropped out of college-“
“But he’ll find his way eventually-“
“Lots of time!”
“Of course,” I laughed.
“I think I’ll tell him it’s shiny.”